AVAILABLE NOW!
AVAILABLE NOW!
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A BAT-MAN IS NO MAN TO MARRY
A BAT-MAN IS NO MAN TO MARRY
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$999
$499
$499
2021 HOLIDAY* SALE -- 50% OFF!
2021 HOLIDAY* SALE -- 50% OFF!
*(Batman said if we call it "Christmas" he would be offended, because Batman is jewish.)
We've managed to unearth a few scant copies of ACTUAL PHYSICAL BOOKS which were somehow spared from the incinerator! For the first time ever, all 20 forbidden chapters will be available for ANYONE, even yourself, to purchase and read and keep in a secret spot where nobody may accidentally find it!
That's right, now you can own the long-lost novelization of Batman's life and marriage for as little or as long as you decide you have left on this planet -- because, as always, reading the entirety of the text contained within this book WILL ABSOLUTELY bring about the end of the world, and summon down fiery armageddon upon each and every last living soul on this plane of existence!
FAQ
FAQ
Is this for real?
Yes. This is a book which you can actually purchase, and which will be delivered to your home upon payment.
What does the book include?
For one low price, you get not 19 but TWENTY action packed bat-chapters of derring-do, criminal behavior, misogyny, questionable motivations, domestic abuse between master and ward, and are GUARANTEED to walk away from the book with an entirely new concept of what it entails to be a bat man. PLUS, one special BONUS CHAPTER which pertains to a particular REAL LIFE MYSTERY you could help solve yourself... and win a PRIZE!
Why is the book $___?
The book costs what it does because reading it brings about the end of the world. This bestows upon the owner a great deal of power and responsibility, and thus, we keep it priced accordingly.
Why does the book say it's by "Corby Limberbitch" on one page, and by "RJ Okay" on another page? Who wrote this?
Yes.
What does the author know about Batman?
Not much. He's never read even one Batman comic, and the only Batman movie he's ever seen was the 1966 film starring Adam West -- which he saw last 15 years ago. His only knowledge of Batman comes from general exposure to pop-culture.
Is this an authorized Batman product?
Absolutely. The author has full permission from Batman's creator, famous comic book man Stanley, who he met at a bar in Toledo.
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